Dear Humanity, I wanted to take this time to offer you my humblest apologies for not creating bulletproof children. It has been one of my most heinous oversights. In 1764, when the first school shooting happened at Enoch Brown in Pennsylvania, it was only the school...
The key to a great apology is to never say “I’m Sorry.” Dear {Passenger Name as it appears on Passport or Official ID}, At United, we strive to deliver a world-class flight experience to all our passengers and their families, including the {number of legs} ones. With...
Hey Ladies, Gary here, you’re local HVAC technician. I bought my first home before I was 30 so I know that I can help you make your dreams of homeownership real. Once you graduate college, preferably in a STEM field, just follow these simple steps. 1. When you apply...
The internet is coming No one knows how to monetize the internet Digital is changing everything The digital age is here Attention is too split thanks to digital You need to monetize YouTube Cable is dead Sports is keeping cable alive People consume media on their...
