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Past Pantone Color of the Year Winners Tell ALL

Past Pantone Color of the Year Winners Tell ALL

Dear Humanity, The Pantone Color Institute along with an international consortium of color standard groups hold a secret two-day meeting every spring. By the end of the meeting, the Color of the Year is chosen. These are their stories: Cerulean, 2000 (Pantone®...

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The Official United Airlines Dead Pet Apology Letter Template

The Official United Airlines Dead Pet Apology Letter Template

The key to a great apology is to never say “I’m Sorry.” Dear {Passenger Name as it appears on Passport or Official ID}, At United, we strive to deliver a world-class flight experience to all our passengers and their families, including the {number of legs} ones. With...

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Gary’s Easy 10 Step Guide to Home Ownership for Women

Gary’s Easy 10 Step Guide to Home Ownership for Women

Hey Ladies, Gary here, you’re local HVAC technician. I bought my first home before I was 30 so I know that I can help you make your dreams of homeownership real. Once you graduate college, preferably in a STEM field, just follow these simple steps. 1. When you apply...

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