Goldilocks and the Three Bears- Nothing in your life will ever be ‘just right’. You can either accept a lifetime of mediocrity or continue to torture yourself by obsessing over how everyone else seems to have it all. Love You Forever- Your parents will eventually die,...

When I first discovered this recipe, I had just had my tonsils out for a second time. I know you’re thinking it’s impossible but yes, they can grow back. Anyway, I was looking for something that wasn’t popsicles to soothe the pain. The first time I had my tonsils out...

The Pantone Color Institute along with an international consortium of color standard groups hold a secret two-day meeting every spring. By the end of the meeting, the Color of the Year is chosen. These are their stories: Cerulean, 2000 (Pantone® 14–4020) To be honest,...

This year’s Met Gala theme was “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,” so what did your outfit do to your chances of one day getting into heaven? Veil You are a traditionalist who has a strong connection to the Virgin Mary. You appreciate the modesty...

Dear Humanity, I wanted to take this time to offer you my humblest apologies for not creating bulletproof children. It has been one of my most heinous oversights. In 1764, when the first school shooting happened at Enoch Brown in Pennsylvania, it was only...

The key to a great apology is to never say “I’m Sorry.” Dear {Passenger Name as it appears on Passport or Official ID}, At United, we strive to deliver a world-class flight experience to all our passengers and their families, including the {number of legs} ones. With...

Hey Ladies, Gary here, you’re local HVAC technician. I bought my first home before I was 30 so I know that I can help you make your dreams of homeownership real. Once you graduate college, preferably in a STEM field, just follow these simple steps. 1. When you apply...

The internet is coming No one knows how to monetize the internet Digital is changing everything The digital age is here Attention is too split thanks to digital You need to monetize YouTube Cable is dead Sports is keeping cable alive People consume media on their...